I Want to Sniff Nicki Minaj’s Ass

Before 2010, I had no idea who in the hell Nicki Minaj was. Then I looked her up online and saw it.

Her ass. It’s fucking huge. It’s big, plump, ROUND, FAT (more like PHAT!)… and most importantly, juicy.

Look at that ass! I bet it’s sweaty during a concert and all sniffable, lickable and fuckable after a show.

Look at that ass! I bet it’s sweaty during a concert and all sniffable, lickable and fuckable after a show.

I’d love to pull Nicki Minaj’s fat ass cheeks apart and sniff her asshole. Hell, I’d love to have my nose trapped between her cheeks, being forced to sniff. I’d love to have her sit on my face and make me sniff and lick her backside all over.

Of course, it wouldn’t be me without saying that I’d love to buttfuck Nicki Minaj. Oh God, would I. Her ass is so fucking huge, and it’s PERFECT for a good, hard, old fashioned buttfucking. Yes, Nicki Minaj is buttfuckable.

I want to have sweaty butt sex with her.

I want to have sweaty butt sex with her.

I can’t help it. I wonder how many times she’s had her ass fucked?

I want to buttfuck Nicki Minaj. I want to cum all over Nicki Minaj. I simply just want to sexually ‘beast on‘ Nicki Minaj!

Fuck!!

Fuck!!

That ass...Mmm...

That ass…Mmm…

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I Want to Sniff Mila Kunis’s Ass

Mila Kunis has really gotten popular over the last couple of years. I’ve always been attracted to her, but the attraction has only begun to blossom over the last few years. My ex girlfriend favors her (and Angelina Jolie — a combination of the two) in looks.

Mila Kunis has a tiny tight little butt. It’s not big, round or bodacious.

Look at those eyes... and that smile. I wonder how clean her butt was when this picture was taken.

Look at those eyes… and that smile. I wonder how clean her butt was when this picture was taken.

 

That’s always been the biggest knock on Mila. She has arguably the most beautiful eyes in all of Hollywood (or, hell, the world) but she has a little, skinny frame. If she had a plump ass, she would likely be noted as Hollywood’s hottest celebrity. Of all-time. But that simply isn’t the case.

That’s OK with this butt man, though. I love Mila Kunis. She has an aura about her that’s just so, I don’t know, ‘normal’. That’s a good thing, I think. She seems humble. Just like a regular girl. Obviously she’s not just a regular girl, but her personality is just that. She’s sarcastic, plays video games and looks amazing when she bursts out with laughter.

She's the perfect combination of cute, sweet and sexy.

She’s the perfect combination of cute, sweet and sexy.

Mila Kunis, from her July 2011 GQ photo shoot, she looks like a little slut in this picture.

Mila Kunis, from her July 2011 GQ photo shoot, she looks like a little slut in this picture.

Would I fuck Mila Kunis in the ass? Of course. I bet she’s tight as hell, and I can only imagine how damn good it would feel if she meets me stroke for stroke, clinching her asshole back and forth. Can you imagine cumming in Mila’s asshole? Oh my god.

A glimpse of Mila Kunis's butt from That '70s Show. Her sweet, tight, little butt! I want to smell it and taste it!

A glimpse of Mila Kunis’s butt from That ’70s Show. Her sweet, tight, little butt! I want to smell it and taste it!

If I had a day to spend with her and could do whatever, she and I would play video games on a console (her choice; doesn’t matter to me), laughing and flirting. Before long, we’d be locking lips, and I’d take advantage. I’d sit her on my lap and slide my hands into her jeans and subsequently into her panties before playing with her bean. It wouldn’t be long before she’d by lying on her stomach on the bed. The rest is inevitable… I’d pull her little butt cheeks apart, push my nose up close against her asshole and sniff and inhale away before licking and slurping all over her little rosebud.

Then, for a finale, I’d have Mila Kunis on her back, and I’d fuck her pussy silly in the missionary position before pulling out, gathering on my knees and shooting a thick geyser of cum all lover her face.

I need to be in between her legs, with her panties off, and my cock deep inside her little MK pussy.

I need to be in between her legs, with her panties off, and my cock deep inside her little MK pussy.

 

Such a sultry picture from Esquire. You can see a good portion of her right butt cheek. It's Mila Kunis showing some skin, and it's always a turn on!

Such a sultry picture from Esquire. You can see a good portion of her right butt cheek. It’s Mila Kunis showing some skin, and it’s always a turn on!

 

What a fantasy, huh?

Mila Kunis has a cute little butt. It’s not big, it’s not round, but hey, it’s Mila Kunis.

My favorite of her. She looks stunning.

My favorite of her. She looks stunning.

I want to sniff Mila Kunis’s ass.

I Want to Sniff Angelina Jolie’s Ass

I’ve always been highly attracted to Angelina Jolie. One of my ex-girlfriend favors her (and Mila Kunis — a combination of the two) in looks.

Besides that, Angelina Jolie has sensual eyes. They border on the line between classy, sexy and pure slutty (nothing wrong with that in my book).

Masterful cock sucking lips.

Masterful cock sucking lips.

Angelina Jolie is a mixture of classy, sexy and slutty. I adore her.

Angelina Jolie is a mixture of classy, sexy and slutty. I adore her.

 

Her eyes perfectly complement her bee stung lips, too. If Angelina Jolie offered me a blowjob, I would be in heaven. She has the ultimate DSLs (dick sucking lips).

About Jolie’s butt: it’s not huge by any means, and it’s not perfectly round, but it’s nice. It’s enjoyable to look at, and I’m sure it’s soft and plump enough to pat. I wouldn’t mind landing a few kisses on her butt cheeks before spreading them apart to reveal her rosebud asshole. If I had to guess, I’d say she’s tight. She just doesn’t look like the type of girl that would prefer frequent anal. I’m sure she’s taken a cock up her ass a few times; if not, I’d actually be kind of disappointed considering how well rounded in personality she is.

Angie’s my kind of gal. She can handle her alcohol and substances. I’d like to drink with her, no doubt. We could drink Jim Beam. I prefer Black Double Aged, but if she wants the Original or Devil’s Cut, that’s fine with me. If she got a bit tipsy, that’s OK — she could lay in my arms. Then, after some heavy flirting, she could spread her butt cheeks apart and so that I can sniff and lick all over her forbidden hole.

I love a whore like Angie that can put away some whiskey.

I love a whore like Angie that can put away some whiskey.

Check out those nips.

Check out those nips.

I’d have to fuck her in the ass afterward. I would be polite and ask, but I don’t think Angie would mind — she’s a dirty girl. With that said, I’d finish on her lips. Dirty girls like Angelina Jolie don’t mind ass to mouth.

I want to sniff Angelina Jolie’s ass.

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Look at those eyes! Look at that butt!

Look at those eyes! Look at that butt!

From the movie "Wanted". Oh, I know something I want.

From the movie “Wanted”. Oh, I know something I want.

I’m going to repeat it again for all intents and purposes: I want to sniff Angelina Jolie’s ass.

I Cheated on my Ex-Girlfriend and Fucked a Married MILF in 2010

Back in 2010, the girl I was dating was clearly cheating on me, but she claimed she wasn’t, that she was trying to make her parents happy by acting like she was with somebody else. Horse shit. To get payback, I cheated on her, and I didn’t feel guilty after all the horrible bullshit she was doing to me.

One day, she wanted me to pick her up some Mexican Takeout. While I was leaving from the restaurant, I noticed two MILFs stumbling to their car. I asked, “Excuse me, should you be driving?” They laughed and said something I didn’t understand. Apparently, Margaritas were on sale, and they had too many. I chose the hottest one, and said “Listen, I don’t want anyone to get in trouble, I’ll take you home (as I grabbed the hot one) and you wait here for me to come back”.

She told me where she lived. I said “I smell alcohol on your breath, will your husband be mad?” She said “Oh yes yes yes he cant know I was drinking”. Of course on the car ride was some minor flirting. Anyway, I tell her I’ll help her inside. I tell her she needs to shower to wash the alcohol off. Her husband will be home in an hour and a half she said. I said “that’s plenty of time”. I start undressing her. She doesn’t resist, just kinda plays shy. “Oh you don’t need to do that” I replied “Oh I do.” And I kinda nudged her and she fell into the bed. I fucked her. For an hour straight, she swallowed one load and I came inside her for another, she told me not to. She’s drunk. Fuck it. Anyway, I came on her face for the third time, and she layed back down. Tired. She fell asleep as I put my pants back on. When her husband got home… wow, I can only imagine what happened.

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Oh, and that lady I left back at her car? No idea what happened. Never returned. My ex was mad when her food was returned to her, cold.

If I Had a Hot Teenage Daughter, I’d Fuck Her

If I HAD a hot teenage daughter, and I woke up one morning wit her grinding her round, plump ass against my crotch or her hand rubbing the same area, and she was begging me to fuck her, then guess what? I’d be getting some pussy. And hey, it wouldn’t be my fault! She begged for it! What’s a man supposed to do if he has a hot piece of ass for a daughter and she’s pleading for him to pound her pussy and drill that ass?

Tongue out.

Tongue out.

Asses out.

Asses out.

Could you really say no?

Could you really say no?

So, the question is, if you had a hot teenage daughter and she BEGGED you to fuck her, would you?